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arktos-on-ankh:

Purple? PURPLE!? We need to go to marriage counseling right now. I will not live through a green-less marriage. I am willing to sacrifice some things for your happiness, but green grapes is not one of them.

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Compromise

gomer21xx:

xargen:

blacksquares:

next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying

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Bonus points if you’re dressed like Lulu. ;)

I thought this was called Nomuraing.

Helmets only break when shit’s about to go down

beggars-opera:

daisura:

animaniacs was ahead of its time

I have to remind myself and the angry fandom side of tumblr about this periodically or this damn website might implode

As a Critic and loves hearing criticism about bad things, I find this funny. 
Animaniacs was a parody/comedy show.  Getting that obsessive over the faults in a comedy is something to make fun of.

However, Criticism is never invalid.  It is what helps make things better.  but When it’s something that’s good and the choir pedantic gets going, we roll our eyes because while yes, these are errors, it doesn’t stop what’s good.
When it’s something Bad however, or our enjoyment is ruined with a media’s major screwups or baffling story (or a bunch of other relevant critiques), that’s when the criticism should not be blocked out.

and then there are those who do this with people, Obsessively stalking them everywhere and judging every act from a preconceived invalid perception…
yeah…that’s just crossing a line.

I don’t think The Animaniac writers expected what’s shown in this skit could end up making real jobs out of doing the exact thing they are making fun of.

(Source: csillyshow)

xkcds:

I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.
Free Speech

xkcds:

I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.

Free Speech

The Sarah Jane Adventures 4x06: Death of the Doctor

(Source: timeyhumany)

meanplastic:

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Somebody took his stapler.

meanplastic:

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Somebody took his stapler.

(Source: pi4nobl4ck)

(Source: doomsday519)

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Deadpool’s crazy, but he’s not Sociopath/Psychopath crazy.

Granted, he kills people, but that’s his job.

(Source: breakourbones)

And then someone guesses your password before you remember it, so you have to do it ALL over again.

And then someone guesses your password before you remember it, so you have to do it ALL over again.

(Source: heatherwanderer)